~Fore play~

(she) No...I drink Perrier because I LIKE it. And wipe that bee-myoosed expresion off your face...

However

I will admit to pulling long slugs from a large size bottle while striding boldly down the avenue.

(he) That's a damned sexy look and you know it.

(she) Well, now you can look bee-myoosed.

(he) But my dear,

when

you sit on the front steps,

on a sweltering afternoon like this,

licking

and

sucking

on a cherry popsicle

while

looking totally oblivious,

then,

I am very bee-myoosed.

(she) smile

(he) wink